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45 Clever and Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthday

Birthdays are meant to be fun, a day of celebration and happiness. But let's be real - the usual birthday wishes can be boring and repetitive. How many times have you heard or seen a...

Birthdays are meant to be fun, a day of celebration and happiness. But let's be real - the usual birthday wishes can be boring and repetitive. How many times have you heard or seen a variation of "happy birthday, have a really great day!"? It's a bit overdone.

So, how about a huge list of clever and funny ways to say happy birthday that will make you seem hilarious? And the best part is, you don't even have to give us credit! You can pretend you thought them up all by yourself. Hopefully, these unique and original birthday messages will bring a laugh or a smile to the birthday boy or girl on their special day.

Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthday

Use these funny birthday wishes as a way to say happy birthday to a friend or loved one and put a smile on their face:

  1. Go easy on these birthdays. Too many will eventually kill you.
  2. Another year without dying. Good on you!
  3. Didn't we just celebrate this like a year ago?
  4. Happy better than the alternative.
  5. If you count the day you were born as your first birthday, you are actually a year older than you think you are. Just sayin'.
  6. I wish you a happier birthday than anyone else has wished you.
  7. I noticed on my Facebook timeline that today is your birthday. So, here's my socially appropriate message of acknowledgement and well wishes.
  8. Happy anniversary of the day you were abruptly ripped from the warm comfort of your mother's womb into this cold, unforgiving world.
  9. Defriend all of those who did not recognize the anniversary of your existence.
  10. Happy birthday to you and 1 in 365 people worldwide.

funny way to say happy birthday Caption: Birthdays don't have to be serious. Have a laugh with these funny birthday wishes.

Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday

Some birthday messages are boring and overused. These creative birthday wishes are a different way to say happy birthday:

  1. Your birthday cake has an impossible job. Because no one holds a candle to you.
  2. Another year, another 584 million mile trip around the sun. May your next lap be your best yet.
  3. Of all the people I know, you are the one who's birthday is today.
  4. Enjoy the dash between the two dates on your tombstone.
  5. Don't worry about turning a year older. Pretty soon you won't be able to remember your age anyway.

rude way to say happy birthday Caption: Get creative with these unique birthday wishes.

Rude Ways to Say Happy Birthday

Some people enjoy sarcastic or rude birthday messages. If that's what you're looking for, here are some rude birthday wishes:

  1. Happy increased-likelihood-of-getting-oral day.
  2. I don't know how you made it over any hill with gravity pulling everything else down!
  3. Happy anniversary of the nine-month anniversary of your mom getting laid. Oh, and tell your mom happy one-day anniversary of that again tomorrow night.
  4. Have a happy birthday. That's an order, maggot.
  5. Happy 'over the hill' day!
  6. Happy day you came out of your mom's vagina!
  7. I didn't get you a gift or a card, but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media.

hilarious way to say happy birthday Caption: If you're up for some humor, these rude birthday wishes might just do the trick.

Funny Ways to Wish Someone a Belated Happy Birthday

Sometimes we forget birthdays, it happens, right? A good way to avoid the birthday boy or girl getting too mad is with a funny belated message:

  1. I know I'm a little late, but that's only because I wanted to be the last one to wish you a happy birthday!
  2. You know what they say - if somebody forgets your birthday, you don't get any older - you're welcome!
  3. Sorry I forgot your birthday - here's an excuse to make today all about you too!
  4. Why celebrate a birthday when you can have a birth-week/month? Happy birthday!
  5. Sorry I missed your birthday... hopefully, you'll have another one next year...
  6. I'm sorry my birthday wishes are belated—I honestly didn't think you'd live this long. Happy birthday!
  7. You're amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent - but don't get too excited. I'm only saying all these things because I'm a couple of days late! Happy birthday!

funny ways to say happy birthday Caption: Even if you're late, a funny belated birthday wish can still bring a smile.

Hopefully, you've enjoyed these different and funny ways to say happy birthday to someone. Birthdays are all about having a good time and enjoying the day, and now you can contribute to that fun with a funny birthday message.

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